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Fucking sweet

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Every now and then I find something I don’t want to drink…

But I will.

These are a few of my favorite things.

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The little things that count.

Let me hear you say “yeah!”

A young man was parked in a bus stop today, outside of Foran’s.  We briefly exchanged words and when I asked him to be safe driving up I-75 he told me he just lived up the road.

Then why the fuck are you driving a car, if you live so goddamed close?  I will cut the tires of every red Mini I see for the rest of my days.

I will live where I live for as long as possible, if only because it will be difficult to find me when I finally answer my urges.

North Carolina?  Seriously?  Fuck.

In Rust I Trust (and only in rust)

g3

Normaler Than Thou.

I found my self years ago.  It’s just taken years to realize it.  I’m a little bit different.  I’m not from a familiar mold.  My lack of guidance paired with absence of supervision has led me to being strange.  I think i’m cool with this at this point.  Your “scene” means so little to a single child from a broken family.  I make my own entertainment.

Give me a bike and some Stroh’s lager and I’m going to be ok.

I can remember my 14th birthday, telling my potential guests to buy me Butthole Surfers CDs.  Hairway to Steven, Locust Abortion Technician, Independent Worm Saloon, and ElectricLarryLand were what I got.  My band played bad punk rock in the basement.  I’d like to thank the gift givers.  You facilitated something different and unique.

It was an art show to the adults; but to me it was liberation.  Nobody else could get into it, it pissed my parents off, I loved it.  Gibby Haynes is still my hero.  My post-op “aunt” Teri, liked them, too.

I am Saint Rohs.  Patron saint of the lost children in limbo.

St.Rohs loves you.  Enter my warm embrace.

In Rust I Trust.

G3

 

Further proof that image sells wine.

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Can’t be the taste, right?

The fish in this river are smarter than me.

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Next time i’m bringing scuba gear.

No fucking way.

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Seriously?

You can thank me later.

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This is my my doing

Welcome home, Gregg

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Welcome home.